A sweet fruit, liked by many, opposed equally. The colors of an apple can vary from red, green, and yellow. Apples are also grown in trees.
Jack: "Those apples were gross!"
Jill: "No they weren't."
by The Human Being/Person December 5, 2016
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The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.
Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.

Love,

Gwenyth

PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.
by clarkecake July 12, 2005
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n. The act of throwing pre-softened Apples at public objects while sitting on the window of a moving car.
Yo homeslice, Acme is having a fresh produce sale. We should totally go appling tonight!
by Johngie October 26, 2011
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A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?

Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.
by Sir Shags-A-Lot January 3, 2009
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The Apple iPad will change the world. Technologically, it will change the way people rub glossy surfaces across the world.
by Xapo April 7, 2010
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the makers of the finest and most expensive paperweights in the world.
1:"Dude, I just got a Apple iMac!"
2:"Why?"
1:"The airflow through my room makes all my papers fly around...now it won't!"
by TehTruth1 October 6, 2006
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