pronounced "anus-eyes-ed": An acute medical condition of the retina, not yet fully understood, and most often resulting in temporary blindness, that is believed to result from staring directly into a bunghole. Situations that may put one at risk of catching this "disease" are being a novice in locker rooms, nude beaches, nudist colonies, or a new proctcologist.
Dad: I want to warn you to be careful Sam. When one of the nudist's bends over at the beach today, be sure to look away. You definitely don't want to get anusized!
Sam: Ok Dad, I'll be careful.
Sam: Ok Dad, I'll be careful.
by Perv Johnson November 01, 2010
by donkeywoman January 01, 2013
An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.
by burfus man July 16, 2021
n - the reaming someone or something out. Roughly equivalent to "tearing something a new one," only with the violence being done to a pre-existing anus rather than in the creation of a new one.
by Helium March 18, 2003
by Bigflopper April 17, 2010
anus (anuses plural)A person's anus is the hole from which faeces leaves their body Or your arse, bum or but
Those Anuses Where Sexy
by 58J9N March 09, 2012
It has the exact meaning of arsed, meaning bothered.
It comes from the word anus, the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal syn: ARSED, arsehole, asshole. Therefore arsed and anus are the same word,meaning you can used anused as you wuld arsed
It comes from the word anus, the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal syn: ARSED, arsehole, asshole. Therefore arsed and anus are the same word,meaning you can used anused as you wuld arsed
e.g.
"I can't be bothered to go out tonight"
"I can't be arsed to go out tonight"
"I can't be ANUSED to go out tonight
"I can't be bothered to go out tonight"
"I can't be arsed to go out tonight"
"I can't be ANUSED to go out tonight
by Byron Mashumba April 29, 2006