glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

preached anus

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

by SoakedStew7 April 8, 2021

high anus

When your father leaves for a extended amount of time

Mom where’s dad?
Honey he’s high anused

by Jex September 24, 2022

High anus

When someone leaves for a extended period of time

Hey mom where’s dad
Honey you know he’s been on a high anus

by Jex October 1, 2022

anus cliffhangers

A turd that won't release from your ass that you must wiggle around the toilet just to get it loose.

These anus cliffhangers won't fuckin' release from my ass. I keep shaking and shaking, but it just won't drop.

by Roid Rage manager March 28, 2014

Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.

- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus

by Polidicks August 26, 2022

anus model

Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.

Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"

They have the perfect butthole.

Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?

by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017