A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.
Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!
Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.
Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.
by Ruben January 19, 2005
a school where the number of people who go there is fewer than the number of people who paid to see glitter.
by i love STA's guys anyway August 10, 2004
They have no sister school. They have no social lives. They have no athletic program. But they'll always be better than Gonzaga!
St. Albans guy: You go to what school?
St. Anselm's guy: It doesn't matter. Atleast im not a Gonzaga fag.
St. Anselm's guy: It doesn't matter. Atleast im not a Gonzaga fag.
by God's Not Purple July 29, 2004
A school that can't compete with St Albans, Landon, Prep, or Gonzaga on athleticism, wealth, girls, or good looks.
An abbey boy likes to study not party. He likes to play video games not sports. He likes to hit on Stone Ridge whores not NCS girls.
by glad i dont go to anselms July 28, 2004
a school with guys that no holton, visitation, holy child, holy cross, or ncs girl would date. only ugly stone ridge girls.
by anonymous July 5, 2004
The gayest school that D.C. has to offer. The "guys" who attend the flaming school have never had girlfriends and have to pay girls to go out with them. Because they always get turned down by girls they've turned homo on each other and fuck each other. These dickless wonders that we refer to as "Gay Mother-fuckers" a.k.a St. Anselms Fags all give each other head. They are all ugly.. so motherfucking ugly. I feel bad for the girls who have been in contact with these flamers because. Funny thing is.. I am an Anselm Guy! Fuck Me fellow classmates of '05!!
" Look! A St. Anselm Guy is fucking his mom because that is the only woman that will give him the time of day!"
by Ben M. July 28, 2004
A tight school on the way down. Used to be the best school in DC for guys not obsessed about their looks and dicks. now its just a bunch of fat kids better off dead. Go somewhere else. st. anselm's ain't better than public school really but least its better than zaga. u know st. anselm's don't have a rep but who cares college is way more important
St.As guy one: Life sucks dude.
St As guy two: yeah lets go shoot some pool
every girl: where the hell is st. anselm's?
St As guy two: yeah lets go shoot some pool
every girl: where the hell is st. anselm's?
by coolio mcdick September 11, 2005