Angry Sanchez 

When a man has anal sex with a woman, but instead of rubbing the access material on her lip or cumming in her eye, he rubs the access material on her eye

Road: Man, I was thinking about donkey punching that whore i picked up, but instead, i decided to give her an Angry Sanchez
Apu: Man....that's nasty.

Angry Sanchez by Zer0_Cool June 27, 2006

Angry Sanchez 

When you stick your man meat into a hemorrhoidal anus and squeeze the love juice onto your lovers festering piehole.

Liz thought Dexter was the man of her dreams until he gave her an angry sanchez

Angry Sanchez by Paco de Lupe November 17, 2007

Angry Sanchez 

A continuation of the dirty Sanchez but you add a V on the forehead starting between the eyes.

Aww man I gave my girl a dirty Sanchez but she looked mad so I made it and angry sanchez

Angry Sanchez by Dirtsmith July 11, 2024

angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"

Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.

angry sanchez blindness by cramtoes September 9, 2010

angry sanches

the all mighty combination of the dirty sanches and the angry dragon use your imagination. hint takes 3 to perform 2 guys and 1 girl.

this chick was giving me head and my friend was boning her in the ass as i was cuming i hit here over the head and nutt came out here nose my friend came to and shuved his fingers in her ass and wiped the same finger on here upper lip. damn thats hard to give an example for.

angry sanches by clintz the god February 18, 2004