Andrew Yang Facts

Andrew Yang Facts are the nerd version of Chuck Norris Facts. They are based on presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Just like how Chuck Norris is known for being abnormally tough, Andrew Yang is known for being abnormally smart.

Can be found on Twitter under the #AndrewYangFacts hashtag.

Andrew Yang Facts:

Andrew Yang can divide by zero and times by infinity.

The square root of -1 is not imaginary. It is just hiding from Andrew Yang.

On average, cute cats spend 6 hours a day watching Andrew Yang videos.

Andrew Yang can solve a system of equations of parallel lines.

Andrew Yang's asymptote reaches the limit

Andrew Yang learned to play the piano by watching someone use a harmonica

Andrew Yang eats robots for breakfast.......without any milk.

When the Avengers need brains they go to Tony Stark, when Tony Stark needs brains he goes to Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang created a mandatory personal finance curriculum that he plans to implement in every school, so that Gen Z won't grow up to be debt slaves

Andrew Yang doesn't patent inventions. Inventions patent Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang won the World Series of poker using Pokemon cards.

To Andrew Yang, every number is a rational number

Andrew Yang beat solitaire with 9 cards

Andrew Yang Facts by RobbieJim July 23, 2019

Andrew Yang Facts

Andrew Yang Facts is a trend created by the Yang Gang based off of Chuck Norris Facts. The facts are nerdy in nature and are based on the fact that Andrew Yang is a well informed nerd running for president.

Andrew Yang Facts

Andrew Yang knows the last four digits of Pi.

Andrew Yang once got a computer virus. After several hours on the tech support hotline, the computer virus finally escaped.

Andrew Yang doesn't dream of the future. The future dreams of Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything.

Andrew Yang Facts by RobbieJim July 22, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008