And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2010

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