Omegle
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Expecto patronum!
You: FOR ASLAN!
You: CHING
You: BANG
You: WAZOO!
You: BANG
You: BOOM
You: KABLOOEY!
Stranger: Oh you just reminded me that I have a chocolate milkshake in my fridge.
Stranger: THANK YOU.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Expecto patronum!
You: FOR ASLAN!
You: CHING
You: BANG
You: WAZOO!
You: BANG
You: BOOM
You: KABLOOEY!
Stranger: Oh you just reminded me that I have a chocolate milkshake in my fridge.
Stranger: THANK YOU.
by JohhnyMcFinklestien October 27, 2009
A chatroom which attracts either paedophiles and horny males that start their conversations with asl? (age-sex-location) or white people eager to see other white people but are shocked when they turn on their webcams to find coloured people with access to the internet.
One of the most pointless inventions of the web.
One of the most pointless inventions of the web.
A typical paedophilic conversation on omegle
40 year old guy : ASL
15 year old girl : 18, female CA
40 year old guy : nice Im 18 from CA too lol lmao rofl lets get together
40 year old guy : ASL
15 year old girl : 18, female CA
40 year old guy : nice Im 18 from CA too lol lmao rofl lets get together
by Evenstar03 May 7, 2013
Place for 50 year old pedophiles that say that they're 15 years old. They always ask you for ASL (age/sex/location) right when you join the chat. If you tell them you are a male, they'll leave. If you tell them you're a female. They'll ask for pics of you. You can troll on them and post sourmath.com to tell them that's the site with your nude pics. Instead of seeing you nude, they'll end up with disgusting browser virus that can't be closed by browser.
Trolling on omegle conversation
stranger: Hi, horny, 15
stranger: asl
you:16,f,USA
stranger:cute, pic of you plz?
you: ok :-)
you: sourmath.com
stranger:Thanks :-) cutie
You have disconnected
stranger: Hi, horny, 15
stranger: asl
you:16,f,USA
stranger:cute, pic of you plz?
you: ok :-)
you: sourmath.com
stranger:Thanks :-) cutie
You have disconnected
by Imatroll September 15, 2013
A website in which you can chat with a complete stranger from anywhere around the world at any time of the day. You are you and stranger is stranger. No info need be shared. Nevertheless, "ASL?" (age, sex, location) is the first question "stranger" asks you (unless the first thing asked is "horny?"). Expect to be approached 5/10 times by a guy who has so much sexual tension inside him that he has resorted to this website. 4/10 times, you will be approached by either someone from India, Indonesia, Korea, or any other oriental Asian country. Usually, these people are either sexualy frustrated or are just strange. Thankfully, the "disconnect" button comes in handy at this time. Finally, 1/10 times, you will encounter someone who seems pretty normal. You talk a little, exchange some info, and maybe even go on to chat through a webcam, a recent feauture omegle has to offer.
Overall, it's a pretty cool website and is great when you are bored or just want to talk and meet people. Some, however, take it to the next level and actually continue to communicate with "stranger," whomever that may be, through Facebook, or even find themselves actually meeting this person. Sure, there is a chance this person could be normal, but don't be dismayed when Chris Hanson is the face of the 16 year old hotie you thought you were talking to.
So, omegle is just for fun. Keep it to "you" and "stranger." No more.
Overall, it's a pretty cool website and is great when you are bored or just want to talk and meet people. Some, however, take it to the next level and actually continue to communicate with "stranger," whomever that may be, through Facebook, or even find themselves actually meeting this person. Sure, there is a chance this person could be normal, but don't be dismayed when Chris Hanson is the face of the 16 year old hotie you thought you were talking to.
So, omegle is just for fun. Keep it to "you" and "stranger." No more.
How a typical chat may play out on omegle.com:
Stranger: Hi :)
You: Hey =)
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 male California. you?
Stranger: 16 female California :) where in cali?
You: LA area. you?
Stranger: OMG! SAME! If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?
You: hahaha
You: Bernie Lion. You?
Stranger: Veronica Henke :) do you have a webcam?
You: Yeah :)
Stranger: Hi :)
You: Hey =)
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 male California. you?
Stranger: 16 female California :) where in cali?
You: LA area. you?
Stranger: OMG! SAME! If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?
You: hahaha
You: Bernie Lion. You?
Stranger: Veronica Henke :) do you have a webcam?
You: Yeah :)
by judysequoia November 30, 2010
An anonymous browser-based chat room where the company (Omegle) places you in a one-on-one chat room with a random person. Regardless of what you and your anonymous chat buddy talk about, the conversation will ALWAYS end up about sex...ALWAYS.
Omegle Chat Room:
You: Hey, what's up?
Stranger: Hey, not much, what about you?
You: Not too much, just listening to music.
Stranger: What kind of music?
You: The Sex Pistols; they are my favorite band ever!!
Stranger: M/F?
You: ...Male...why?
Stranger: How big is your member?
You: Hey, what's up?
Stranger: Hey, not much, what about you?
You: Not too much, just listening to music.
Stranger: What kind of music?
You: The Sex Pistols; they are my favorite band ever!!
Stranger: M/F?
You: ...Male...why?
Stranger: How big is your member?
by Ecowarrior12 February 9, 2010
A website where you can text chat or video chat with another stranger. You can find a wide variety of horny men, sluts, whores, man whores, and crackheads. Occasionally you will come across horny men who ask you to show them your thong, your ass, your boobs, and your whole naked body and you will win a "special prize" at the end.
Most times you will run into a man waving his dick around the camera, but very rarely you will run into a man waving his dick around, and then it explodes with cum.
Most times you will run into a man waving his dick around the camera, but very rarely you will run into a man waving his dick around, and then it explodes with cum.
Whore on omegle: *shows boobs*
Horny guy: Oohhhhhh yeah, now do a full strip for me.
Whore on omegle: Mmmmm, sure, hun.
Horny guy: yum yum.
Horny guy: Oohhhhhh yeah, now do a full strip for me.
Whore on omegle: Mmmmm, sure, hun.
Horny guy: yum yum.
by KissMyAss99 February 18, 2011
Two complete strangers omegling:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STOP
You: HAMMER TIME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: oh my goodness thank you
Stranger: you have restored my faith in humanity.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STOP
You: HAMMER TIME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: oh my goodness thank you
Stranger: you have restored my faith in humanity.
by quartus April 13, 2009