Amish Handjob

The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.

Went out last night looking for sex, but I settled for an Amish Handjob.

by theanonymousamish December 23, 2018

Amish Handjob

A luxurious smooth hand rub that is marked by butter churning level rubbing.

Erin gave a mean Amish Handjob and I melted in the bed like butter.

by TippyDippy85 June 30, 2020

amish handjob

A handjob that is given overhanded so that the thumb is closest to the balls. It reminds one of being Amish and working a butterchurner.

You know, Clause if you ever get bored of giving yourself the Stranger you could give yourself an Amish Handjob!

by Mary Booker June 20, 2008

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025