American idol

1.An completely useless show in which people try to raise publicity of themselves regardless of musical talent

2.An American who travels to many countries and has sexual intercourse with many partners without receiving a disease
I only watch American idol for the tryouts
by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009
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The WORST show in the history of television. At least it's good for laughs because most of the contestants CAN'T sing.
American Idol is absolutely HORRIBLE to the ears.
by AYB March 24, 2003
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A show most people watch for the chance to see people you want to insult get insulted by critics. Some contestents don't deserve to be insulted but 90% of them should be slapped for thinking sing.
Bob: Lets watch American Idol and see idiots try to sing!
by Oz March 08, 2005
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THE BEST FUCKING SHOW TO EVER HIT TELEVISION. EVERYONE WATCHES BECAUSE IT IS BRILLIANT! Well, actually the talent is aight, I just tune in to watch the judges fight back and forth and Simon and Paula flirt with each other.
American Idol, the best fucking show on tv, has the highest ratings of anything.
by Eri November 12, 2004
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American Idol

1. poo
2. show that Fox puts on instead of 24 and pisses me off
Person 1: Hey lets watch American Idol!
Person 2: You're a Faggot
by I love 24 November 26, 2003
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The TV show you avoid if you don't want to be ear-raped.
No one on American Idol can sing.
Period.
by Geanet April 06, 2007
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Possibly the biggest television show of all time. A love it or hate it reality show showcasing fresh undiscovered talent amidst brutal competition. A successfully phenomenal television show bombarding TV ratings, record sales, and phone networks. Its formula has taken it to 22 different countries, defining itself as an enormous achievement ever in television history.
by Kenneth January 17, 2004
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