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Ambrose Alarm Clock 

The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.
That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.

Dean Ambrose 

Titty master and baddest man alive, Dean Ambrose is currently one-third of WWE faction the Shield and future main eventer.
Seth Rollins: "CM who? Huh? That's Dean Ambrose right there! That's the United States Champion! That's the man you all wish you could be and that's the man all you ladies want to be with tonight!"
Dean Ambrose by Alpha/Omega April 13, 2014

Rikkard Ambrose 

The male lead from the Storm and Silence series and literally the hottest guy ever. He's your sexy morally grey character with dark hair. sea-green eyes that can freeze you, a killer jawline, and a traumatic past. Also, he's six foot six and barely talks. Let's not forget the fact that he's the richest (and stingiest), coldest dude ever with no weaknesses except one: Lilly Linton.
Rikkard Ambrose wears a ten-year-old tailcoat that is still in mint condition! *swoons*
Rikkard Ambrose by raynaaaa June 8, 2021

Dean Ambrose 

The most badass, hottest person ever. Masters titties for fun. Hot lips, dirty hips, nice ass, high class, cute smile, Ambrose style.
Oh yea, Dean Ambrose is a badass sexy motherfucker.
Dean Ambrose by Sophia_15 May 27, 2015

Ambrose Bierce 

1. totally cool American writer, satirist, and all-around genius who wrote "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" and, more importantly, The Devil's Dictionary (1911), which is the forerunner to Urban Dictionary

2. without this guy, there would be no Urban Dictionary or King Dork, by Frank Portman
Man, Ambrose Bierce was a real smart ass.

Doing an Ambrose

Dangling your balls in someones face when spotting for them on the weights bench
'Jeez, stop doing an ambrose when I'm benching'
Doing an Ambrose by Squatmaster J August 15, 2012
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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