Alzheimers Disease 

Alzheimer's: the affliction that is caused by microscopic robots when they enter the elderly mind and download their memories and hide the information in hidden folders. This holds true because old people are electronically handicapped therefore cannot work the tiny robot computers. thereby severing the old person from their memories

Ralph has the Alzheimers Disease look at him potato.

Alzheimers Disease by Sylviodrood December 2, 2009

Alzheimer's disease 

a disease that makes u forget things

patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀

Alzheimer's disease by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021

Alzheimer’s Disease 

I forgot

Jake: Emily was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease. She’ll walk around our house everyday looking for “her house” that she’s been out of for over a year

Alzheimer’s Disease by Killiua February 6, 2022

Alzheimer's Disease 

Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning wi-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.

Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.

Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.

Alzheimer's Disease by menlover_ March 13, 2024

Horny Alzheimer's Desease 

(noun) Horny Alzheimer (háwrnee áalts-hīmerz)
(After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german neurologist)

"Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimer’s Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some questionable partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance horizontal lambada, etc..

Example 1:
- Hey, Susan! are you really going out with Rick again? Wasn't he the one who cheated on you with your sister?
- I don't remember...
- Well, I do, he also stole your dvd player and still owes me 230 bucks.
- mmm... sorry, I don't follow...
- Yes, yes, he's the one, you even tattooed his name on your shoulder, slut.

- (making common facial gestures in a Horny Alzheimer's Desease patient) really?
- Oh my, I know exactly the name of the disease you have.

Example 2:
- So what do you think about that David Letterman and his assistant, huh?
- All I heard is that they were lovers, right?
- Yes. They say he wasn't married but engaged when he was fooling around with her.
- Drat! H.A.D. strikes again!

Example 3:
- Please, doctor, come quickly! I think my mom's Horny Alzheimer is getting worse...
- Why do you think so?
- Because she had sex with my uncle last week and now she's hooking up with my cousin.
- It doesn't seem that bad.
- And yesterday she was making out with grandma.
- Ok, where do you live?
- 77 Langford street, near Lemontree Park, in the state of...
- No need to tell me, you must be in Texas.

Horny Alzheimer's Desease by JUEFELES September 26, 2010