Altoid Hummer

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.

Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!

by I'm way sicker than you! March 1, 2011

Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.

Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.

by Watch me rip this shit. March 1, 2011