Altoid Hummer

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.
Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!
by I'm way sicker than you! February 13, 2011
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Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.
Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.
by Watch me rip this shit. February 14, 2011
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