1 definition by CheesusSonOfGod
The Alpha Male of the group of people you are with at the time is decided by who has the biggest hands. This is a more appropriate way of deciding alpha male instead of everybody deciding whose dick is bigger. And in this case, females can be alpha male (but very unlikely)
Charles, Adam, Tony, and Jeff are all hanging out. Jeff has the biggest hands out of everyone with him, therefor he is the current alpha male.
by CheesusSonOfGod January 10, 2018