allessio

An ass crack

Bro that guy is an allessio

by Utopia911 January 9, 2017

allessio

a big fat fucking nerd

allessio your so gay

by bigblacksexyman69420 September 14, 2021

Alessio Scalzotto

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World

Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk

by Zotto_australia June 3, 2019

Pulling an alessio

when someone pulls an alessio that means they make plans with someone, but flake out last minute.

Person one, "hey you ready to go on this camping trip?"
Person two, "nah man I don't want to go, in staying home."
Person one " aw come on man, you're pulling an alessio on me. I've been planning this for a week!"

by Kevvybot January 20, 2017

Alessio

An Alessio is downright strange. No one can ever tell what he's thinking, or what he'll do next. He can be annoying or funny, smart, or dumb, honest or lying. There's just no way of knowing.

Steve: Hey Alessio! How you doin'?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?

by Pedro Diez October 16, 2019

Alessio

do not read anymore Alessio definitions or you will be scared for life because this website is dragging the Alessio name through the dirt.

hi my name is Alessio

by huanted pumpkin March 6, 2022

Alessio

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, he is italian and slim. This makes him a good athlete and has a remarkable education. He is a great friend and will not disappoint you. if you tell him to get off his computer he can be a bitch. he has avery attractive penis that has had lots of experience. If your name is, Isabella you should go right after any Alessio you encounter. You won't be disappointed unless you mention the name Erin.

Alessio ate dinner at the parlor.

by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017