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allessio 

allessio your so gay
allessio by bigblacksexyman69420 September 14, 2021

Alessio Scalzotto 

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World
Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk

Pulling an alessio 

when someone pulls an alessio that means they make plans with someone, but flake out last minute.
Person one, "hey you ready to go on this camping trip?"
Person two, "nah man I don't want to go, in staying home."
Person one " aw come on man, you're pulling an alessio on me. I've been planning this for a week!"
Pulling an alessio by Kevvybot January 20, 2017
An Alessio is downright strange. No one can ever tell what he's thinking, or what he'll do next. He can be annoying or funny, smart, or dumb, honest or lying. There's just no way of knowing.
Steve: Hey Alessio! How you doin'?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?
Alessio by Pedro Diez October 16, 2019
do not read anymore Alessio definitions or you will be scared for life because this website is dragging the Alessio name through the dirt.
hi my name is Alessio
Alessio by huanted pumpkin March 6, 2022
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, he is italian and slim. This makes him a good athlete and has a remarkable education. He is a great friend and will not disappoint you. if you tell him to get off his computer he can be a bitch. he has avery attractive penis that has had lots of experience. If your name is, Isabella you should go right after any Alessio you encounter. You won't be disappointed unless you mention the name Erin.
Alessio ate dinner at the parlor.
Alessio by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017