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go all Office Space on 

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.
I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!

All the time you have to leave a space! 

A quote by famous Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso during the 2012 Bahrain Grand Prix
Ok he pushed me off the track I think you have to leave a space, All the time you have to leave a space!

two slices of fuck all 

1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'

man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'

man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets 

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets
If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

allspice 

The image of a very light skinned, attractive black woman with permed hair and straight teeth that is used in advertisements
To appeal to a wide audience, the agency uses only "allspice" models in its advertising
allspice by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014

chemical allspice

A tangy combination of alcohol, marijuana, cocaine, heroine and ecstasy. The classic cocktail for any emotional wreck who wants to walk in style or for washed-up music artists that say "It's my time to go. Toodles."
She was found dead in her apartment, face down/ass up, the other day by the maid. Death by chemical allspice, they say. Tsk tsk.