I wanted to go to the club with my homie but he notified me that he couldn't leave the house for 30 days due to his alkie anklet
by whatevaman1 May 01, 2009
An alky is usually someone who drinks Buckfast, they usually tend to act really Scottish, they don't like console, they also tend to brag about new speakers, they mainly have curly hair, and they wear blue Adidas shoe.
There name tends to be Isaac.
by junkies everywhere January 05, 2019
Full of alkaseltzer.
Filling yourself up with alkaseltzer, typically via the rectum.
"Hey dude i'm gonna get alkied up and go to walmart today!"
by Alkied February 03, 2019
Alkis is a guy you can not easily understand. You can not communicate with him. Very likely to drink tsipouro.
Do not waste your time with him. Leave him and if he cares about you he will chase you.
- I don't understand how this guy thinks! It's impossible to communicate with him!
- He is an Alkis, don't expect too much.
by YouknwO November 23, 2021
The funny guy of the group , everyone needs a person like him in their life. His loyal as a friend but he can be very immature sometimes
PS: He is also the class clown
A: omg Alkis is so gorgeous!
B: Girl NO!! He is way too immature, believe me if you want a relationship with him you two are gonna break up in no time
A: SHUT UP he is better than my ex anyways ;)
by netflixweeb June 06, 2021
A wonderful, amazing person with style and personality who loves to drink alcohol❤️
(if the person is a she, she gets easily pregnant 🤰)
by PooDoo2nd June 14, 2019
An amazing human being that I love more than anything and that I'm beyond grateful to have as my bestie
ilysm <33
by Ela aka tonkinssire <3 July 08, 2021