A really nice computer company that sports high end hardware in its laptops with cool futuristic designs.
Poor people like to hate on this company because they can't afford one.
Dumb people like to hate on this company because they don't know much about computers and cannot perform simple repairs that customer support tells them to do to avoid long waits and shipping.
A bit of a rich kid thing.
Poor people like to hate on this company because they can't afford one.
Dumb people like to hate on this company because they don't know much about computers and cannot perform simple repairs that customer support tells them to do to avoid long waits and shipping.
A bit of a rich kid thing.
Hey man did you end up getting your mercedes or that alienware you've always wanted?
OMG Alienware is so shit becuz i cant aford it becuz maccas iz not payin me enough mony this month.
Alienware support is so shit they lie to our faces! I got a three year warranty and 5 years later my laptop goes slow When I call up they want me clean all the porn and viruses off my pc! WTF does that mean?, Alienware is so shit they have useless support.
OMG Alienware is so shit becuz i cant aford it becuz maccas iz not payin me enough mony this month.
Alienware support is so shit they lie to our faces! I got a three year warranty and 5 years later my laptop goes slow When I call up they want me clean all the porn and viruses off my pc! WTF does that mean?, Alienware is so shit they have useless support.
by Im On a shrrooom nigga! February 2, 2013
A VERY highly overrated brand of gaming CPU. They're overpriced, and their tech support is non-existent. The company lies to each and every single one of their customers (and non-customers) by falsly advertizing that they will fix any problems that happen under their warranty. NEVER buy anything from this company run by ignorant assholes.
Alienware is for rich people who want to play games but in reality have no fucking clue how to use Windows even to the most minimal extent. Buy a PC from an HONESTLY reputable manufacturer such as HP, and don't get ripped off by Alienware's bad quality merchanise and obscene prices.
by Lament For The Last Days May 13, 2006
Great computer company that people like to bash. They make high end gaming PCs, although they are expensive.
OMG i hate alienware it sucks and is a pos and i cant afford 1 lemme go write a urbandictionary definition about it
by namebeingusedbysomeoneelse August 4, 2009
a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.
hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled
hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled
by michael October 23, 2004
Miami-based company that manufactures very high-end (though usually coming in a few grand below Falcon Northwest, the absolute leader in bleeding-edge hardware gaming PCs). Are instantly distinguishable by their distinctive cases (used to be tall towers, but are now sleeker and sport "alien eyes" at the bottom, because countless boutique shops have imitated the original Alienware look) and high costs. Owners argue that the convenience of knowing everything is perfectly compatible, and award-winning customer service are worth the price.
Fan: Dude, Steve just got a new Alienware.
Person: He could've bought the same configuration for half that price.
Fan: Yeah, but he's also getting 24/7 customer service and they put it together for him.
Person: That hardly sounds worth it.
Fan: We differ in opinion -- the logical solution is to have fight to determine who's right.
Person: He could've bought the same configuration for half that price.
Fan: Yeah, but he's also getting 24/7 customer service and they put it together for him.
Person: That hardly sounds worth it.
Fan: We differ in opinion -- the logical solution is to have fight to determine who's right.
by Hamurabi March 14, 2005
This is alienware customer service would u like to buy our 15 thousand dollar computer or would u like a new car?
by alienware sucks August 23, 2007
The absolutely worse computer company in the world. They lie straight to your face and they know it. Their warrenty is bullshit and they have no knowledge of computers whatsoever. Everytime I call tech support I ask them the same questions and they give me different answers everytime. You can never get a hold of the supervisor. The company is made for idiots who buy computers and they know it. Once they get on the phone with a guy who has a dose of knowledge they basically fuck you too you and do not help you. The final answer from them for all my 3 hour+ phone calls is "we will get back to you in 24 hours" which basically translates to "fuck you."
I do not even care about the price because it is not bad at all. Its the fact that they have 12 year old "technicians" who sell this bullshit. They lie to you. No matter what you will be on hold for an 2 hours. They are fucking morons.
I do not even care about the price because it is not bad at all. Its the fact that they have 12 year old "technicians" who sell this bullshit. They lie to you. No matter what you will be on hold for an 2 hours. They are fucking morons.
Do not buy from Alienware ever, even though the price is decent for the specs, the absolute bullshit you go through with them is simply not worth it. It even took me twice as long to recieve my PC than it said on the website. I hate this company with a passion.
If you want expensive 1337 computers go to www.ibuypower.com
Simply put do not buy from Alienware. Save yourself from high blood pressure and turning into a raging ape and buy from anyone else, except for gateway because they suck too.
If you want expensive 1337 computers go to www.ibuypower.com
Simply put do not buy from Alienware. Save yourself from high blood pressure and turning into a raging ape and buy from anyone else, except for gateway because they suck too.
by Agent Neo Smith January 4, 2006