Alfresco 

To go alfresco, a phrase used to describe going without underwear. Synonymous with going commando. Coming from the word Alfresco describing an activity done in the open air.

"It's dangerous to go alfresco in shorts"

"I always go alfresco in summer, I hate having Betty Swallocks"

Alfresco by The Bearded Otter Herder August 8, 2008

Alfresco 

An Italian word that refers to three different words.
- Fresh
- Outside
- Picnic
The word was roughly made/invented between 1925 and 1950
in Italy and was mostly used to describe something as good or fantastic.
Can be used in almost every possible outcome.

You see a fit or good-looking girl and your with a friend you say 'that girl's Alfresco'
Or when you eating a meal and it suits you appetite you say 'that's Alfresco still'
Or your playing football, you score a sick goal you say 'that goal was Alfresco still'

Alfresco by Glen The True BigDaddy April 2, 2012

Alfresco 

The feeling of being fresh like you are in the clean & open air.

(e.g: 'After I got out the shower, I was feeling so alfresco').

Alfresco by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis August 25, 2023

alfresco sex 

sex outside, under the stars

Fuck outside where anyone could see you

I was camping, and me and my girl had the best alfresco sex ever

alfresco sex by pstew20 April 12, 2009

Alfresco sneeze 

An Alfresco sneeze is when you are outside and have a runny nose with no tissues and use the nearest leaf of a bush to blow your nose with and leave it on the floor afterwards

Alfresco sneeze is walking to work with an awful cold, need a sneeze/ need to blow your nose and grabbing a big leaf off the nearest bush and doing the dirty

Alfresco sneeze by Zeager December 9, 2009

alfresco banging

Outdoor sex, ideally in a picturesque location such as on a riverbank.

“Do you want my meat by the river today, Lara?”

“Oh, go on then, Niall. I’m always up for a bit of alfresco banging.”

alfresco banging by Lil Moon, the OG MG October 26, 2025

vajayjay alfresco 

When a man doesn't wear underwear under his clothes, it's called going commando or freeballing (because, you know, his balls are dangling freely). Now, when a woman doesn't wear underwear, what's that called? The term freeballing doesn't exactly work because, you know, women don't have balls. Hence, the term "vajayjay alfresco."

One should never -- and I mean *never* -- go vajayjay alfresco while riding a bicycle and wearing a miniskirt.

vajayjay alfresco by FUNKYBROWNCHICK January 7, 2007