Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)
An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)
An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.
by K. Spirit September 9, 2021
by Monique is gay September 4, 2020
He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.
the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
by emeralda_therose November 24, 2021
He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.
the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
by emeralda_therose November 24, 2021
A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs
by Al Washington September 12, 2020
Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.
Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
by Your_Chinnily_Finnily fucker June 8, 2022
by Estrellathecat February 16, 2017