Alfie Green

I feel green, that weed is so dense.

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"

by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

Alfie Robert Greenway

A tall lanky man who is funny and good at football and has a fit mum.

Wow alfie robert greenway is so lanky and his mum is a proper milf

by uewhfyuiwfuewb June 24, 2022