Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

Alfie george gates

Son of a very strange man and has a very attractive mother

alfie george gates's mum is so fit

by MattN36 January 16, 2022

alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves looking at long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack dipped in soy sauce mixed with mayo.(creamy&thick)

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

Alfie Peake

A true gypsy man, he’s got a gun and dates fat girls for fun 😉

Oi have you heard Alfie peake is dating that fat bird

by TylerJon January 18, 2022

turned alfie

getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.

lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie

by bdotty April 17, 2020

Alfie Tran

A term to describe someone with a long, girthy, veiny, black penis. Someone that will not hesitate to slap you across the mouth with his cock.

Oh, that alfie tran last night dug up my insides like an ice cream scoop! My gosh

by Dumpring Soup August 21, 2020