He is from a god family, full off sexy people, but he is the sexiest man alive machine ever existed. Also big and sexy ass from this planet. Big nose, big foot, big hands, dont need to finish this line...Also retarded. Stay away, More than 10m to be safe.
Girl: oh look its Culiceanu Alexandru!?
Boy: no.. that is the sexiest guy i've ever seen
Another girl: damn that ass
Boy: no.. that is the sexiest guy i've ever seen
Another girl: damn that ass
by Shakira1821 November 21, 2021
Alexandru Mateescu is a very popular footballer in Romania who currently plays for Academica Clinceni II. Also he is a student at U.N.E.F.S in the third year. He has the biggest dick in the world and nobody can stop him.
by Directorul Pulii November 23, 2021
by BananaForBreakfast November 21, 2021
A romanian man that can steal anything but your heart. He enjoys watching you suffer. He would do anything in his power to interrupt your thinking and start torturing you mentally. He's a goof. He'll do anything to make your life miserable if it gets him a few laughs. He will ruin your mental sanity, and he will be proud of it. He will make you laugh but at the dispense of yourself. He will break you down piece by piece. But it's okay, he just has a short penis, so it means he's simply coping.
Me: Bro, my friend just told me I'm an e-kitten.
You: What's his name?
Me: Alexandru, why?
You: That explains it.
You: What's his name?
Me: Alexandru, why?
You: That explains it.
by leftonsea June 07, 2023
Alexandru a good friend. He is funny and sometimes very stupid, but respectful. Some people have a small crush on him but he is too blind to see that. He might make some dirty jokes now and then in the middle of the class.
A boy named Alexandru is usually tall, quiet and funny. Alexandru is usually called by his nickname, Alex, because he thinks his full name is too ‘boring and old sounding’. He has a lot of friends. He is mostly quiet, but when he talks, he says funny stuff.
He reacts funky when he is asked about love life, and doesnt like to speak about the subject. Alex is a nice guy. You should get to know him better, because if you wont, you’ll regret it
A boy named Alexandru is usually tall, quiet and funny. Alexandru is usually called by his nickname, Alex, because he thinks his full name is too ‘boring and old sounding’. He has a lot of friends. He is mostly quiet, but when he talks, he says funny stuff.
He reacts funky when he is asked about love life, and doesnt like to speak about the subject. Alex is a nice guy. You should get to know him better, because if you wont, you’ll regret it
Girl 1: Who is he?
Girl 2: He’s Alexandru!
Girl 1: Who??
Girl 2: Alex! The funny guy that sits in the last row of desks in the class!
Girl 1: Oohh! Alex!
Girl 2: He’s Alexandru!
Girl 1: Who??
Girl 2: Alex! The funny guy that sits in the last row of desks in the class!
Girl 1: Oohh! Alex!
by st888r May 03, 2023
A Romanian guy, who is normally very smart and tall, really gorgeous and fun. He has trouble expressing his emotions in the beginning, but once you two are close, he tells you everything. When he loves, he loves hard, he would do anything for you. If someone so much as touches his girl, they're most likely gonna get bashed. He would do anything to protect his girl and make her feel like she deserves the world because, to him, she does. He is always there to make you laugh or smile, either with his goofy humour or stupid flirting. But you'll love him, because he's just that perfect :)
If you have one in your life, don't let him go
If you have one in your life, don't let him go
Paul: What's your name?
Alexandru: Alexandru, why?
Paul: Oh just to know Alex Andrew.
Alexandru: It's Alexandru buddy.
Paul: Yeah, Alex Andrew.
Alexandru: F*ck it, call me Alex
Alexandru: Alexandru, why?
Paul: Oh just to know Alex Andrew.
Alexandru: It's Alexandru buddy.
Paul: Yeah, Alex Andrew.
Alexandru: F*ck it, call me Alex
by YoungBoyzz November 21, 2021
by Neatul cel adevarat October 05, 2020