alexander james 

A nerd who is slightly adorable. He has a wonderful sense of humor despite is pessimistic attitude. He is a Self-Doubter with a great accent. He has an uncanny likeness to many other people. He has some very depressing backstory.

Me: There goes that Alexander James
Someone: Isnt that guy weird?

alexander james by phillippbj November 26, 2016

Alexander James Kempton ;)) 

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

Alexander James Nonce Westcott 

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

Alexander James Nonce Westcott by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

Pulling An Alexander James 

When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.

Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.

Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"

Pulling An Alexander James by Abyssal Clover April 9, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022