by jazzy2026 March 5, 2019
a fat hammerhead shark that eats toes bc u know.....u are what u eat. and also smells like she hasn’t takin a shower for 5 decades
by bchanwjzjnxd April 19, 2019
by @mediumpace February 5, 2019
Alexas is about to give birth to my nugget head ass son. I love them both. She’s going to be the greatest mother ever. She’s taking the pain like a OG. She’s the most beautiful, loving and amazing girl ever. I thought know one could be perfect but she is. She just winked at me lol. She’s the love of my life. We’re gonna grow old together. The epidural got her feeling some type of way 🙄😂. Not too long until we’re wealthy. If you’re reading this son catch these hands 😂😂
by Stanky Danky May 31, 2019
Alexa is the cutest most caring girl in the world. Someone who you can text as soon as you wake up and just by her saying one word it makes your day. She makes you smile all the time and she loves you alot. Everybody can love alexa bc shes so nice and generous. Alexa is absoulty the most chill amazing person on earth. Alexa is a really fun to be around and a really good girlfriend/friend.
by Elderberry August 13, 2018
by sus.carmel December 13, 2018