alex milner 

Someone who typically has a small penis and struggle to get a boner

You have a small penis. You are an Alex milner

alex milner by BigDick1538 July 31, 2017

Alex Miller

The founder of the legendary endgame PVE Clan difference in destiny the 2nd instalment.

C1 Hunter just wanted to be More like Alex Miller

Alex Miller by Miller fanboy July 27, 2022

Alex Ed Miller 

Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.

“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”

Alex Ed Miller by xAybann March 30, 2023