A person who has a dick that a girl could settle down with.. but later rejects her because of her hairy pussy.
Damn, that guy is a total Alex, I'd never need another dick.
I heard he's an Alex, I better shave my bush.
I heard he's an Alex, I better shave my bush.
by kendui69 July 25, 2011
Alex is the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. You are what you eat. He gets turned on by food. Don't try & take his food because you might lose a finger. He plays football, & lowkey watches baseball too. Alex is the definition of "Hit it & Quit it" his dick thinks for itself. If you come across an Alex just turn the other way because they have no chill.
by Pwoww June 10, 2014
A queer creature obsessed with illogical arguments and irrelevant stuff, has total ignorance of the subject that everyone else is talking about. People usually want to tell him to fuck of but fear it would destroy his fragile mind. Also seems obsessed with zoophilia
Person1: Hey look there's a person wearing a cardboard box and poking a dead cat
Person2: Hu must be Alex
Person2: Hu must be Alex
by The random person in a tree April 7, 2016
by Memeodalen January 6, 2017
A sheep, often a black sheep, who follows you everywhere and doesn't quite realize he is not welcome
Stuart: and then i grabbed the grizzly by the neck and...
Alex: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jordan: shut up or i'll plug your ears with dirt and kick you in the chin
Alex: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jordan: shut up or i'll plug your ears with dirt and kick you in the chin
by choochoofoof March 16, 2009
Complete pothead. No value to society whatsoever. Someone who will most certainly end up on welfare, with twelve retarded children. Drives a trashy car with a "wicked system". He has squinty eyes, and says pathetic things. Should be shot on spot.
by 4thdownsyndrome February 14, 2011