A guy of Hispanic descent. He is very arrogant, conceited, and over-confident. He is very social and really outgoing. People think he is dumb because of the way he acts in public, but little do they know that he is the most intelligent guy in the room. You could say he has a sort of god-complex, yet the only reason people assume that is because he is just so confident in his abilities. He is handsome, a charmer, and an overall ladies man. Other guys around him are always jealous because of all the attention he gets from girls. At first glance he can seem like a douche bag, but once you get to know him you will understand what it is to talk to a true genius.
* Rumors * Alberto is dumb...

After 1 year of knowing him,
"He is so smart how did I not see it from the start..."
by Complex Being October 14, 2017
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Person : Hey do you know who alberto is?
Other person : yo tengo?
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A one of a kind guy. A loving, funny, charismatic, athletic, and a good looking guy. When he sticks to someone he never lets go. Loves animals. Girls want to be with him and boys wish they are him. Can be a little loud and crazy at parties when he has a little too much to drink. Loves to be with friends and loves soccer! Works hard and never gives up, when he has something to do, he does it.. no hesitation. Usually Hispanic with dark hair and dark eyes.
Hey! Look at Alberto over there being the life of the party!

Yup.. sounds like Alberto.
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Alberto is the most sweet, kind and loving person. He is often very shy but once you get to know him he is super great he is the best person you will ever meet.
Girl 1: OMG he is super nice

Girl 2: he is probably a Alberto
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Someone that you'll never fully know. As soon as you think you've figured him out he'll do something that surprises you. Maybe he's hurt you in some way, but you'll find out a reason for that deeper than you ever could've imagined.
Alberto is a very deep person.
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Man who is named Alberto, this is a rare kind of species which is only seen in portions of South North America and rarely in North North America, born 20,000 years ago, Alberto´s (or Albertoes/Alberto´es) were almost completely obliterated from this Earth, by the USA, the USA government tried to make all Alberto´es go extinct, thankfully they didnt
Alberto: Hello
Man: h
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Alberto is a type of person who is depressed inside but tries to make people laugh cause he knows how it feels to be worthless, sometimes you might see that he is not happy but when you ask him why are you depressed he will put a smile on his face to hide it. You might not want to be friends with him but he will always be a great friend and he will never cheat on a girl cause he always tries to make people happy and he will always talk to you to make sure you are not mad or sad.
“ Alberto Why are you so depressed

No I am not want to hear a joke
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