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alabama crimson tide 

The Alabama Crimson Tide football team is one of the oldest programs in the country, starting in 1892. It holds a record 21 SEC championships, and 12 National Championships. The NCAA also recognizes Alabama as National Champions 5 other times. More than 53 bowl appearances, 17 hall-of-famers, 91 All-Americans honored 101 times.

National Champions: 1925, 1926, 1930, 1934, 1941, 1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979, 1992.
Other National Champions in NCAA record book: 1945, 1962, 1966, 1975, 1977.
Bowl Record: 30 wins, 20 losses, 3 ties.

Note: Alabama defeated Texas Tech, 13-10, in January 2006 for their 30th bowl win - an NCAA record.
Who is the best college team in history? That's right, Alabama Crimson Tide.
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alabama crimson tide 

A college who claims to have 12 National Championships, but really only have 4 outright championships. (1961, 1965, 1979, 1992)
Alabama Crimson Tide

Their 1925 and 1926 "Championships" were "awarded" by a poll that didn't exist until 1941.

Their 1930 "Championship" was awarded by a different poll that didn't exist until 3 years later.

In 1934, they finished 6th in the official poll, but they claim this a National Championship year since some random guy named Dunkel came up with his own system.

In 1941, they finished 20th in the official poll and 3rd in the SEC, but Football Thesaurus awarded them the National Championship when it came into existence 5 years later.

In 1964, given a split National Championship with Arkansas before any bowl games were played. They lost. Arkansas won.

In 1973, UPI gives Alabama National Championship before the bowl games. The AP gives Notre Dame National Championship after they defeat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.

In 1978, Alabama claims a split National Title with USC. Alabama only lost 1 game that year. The problem is that it was to USC.

alabama crimson tide 

heavy menstural flow exhibited by a woman from Alabama.
That girl from Birmingham has had to change her pad three times already. She's must be having an Alabama Crimson Tide
alabama crimson tide by Clark Potter December 11, 2003

Alabama Crimson Tide 

Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!
Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)

alabama crimson tide 

More National Championships than any other College football team (13 time champions) also had the greatest coach of all times Paul'Bear'Bryant
Hey Nigger, who is the most Dominant team in SEC History! Sir,That would be Alabama Crimson Tide, Master!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026