Airconosexual

A person who pursues romantic or sexual relationships primarily (or exclusively) for access to someone else’s air conditioning. The heatwave-specific subspecies of hobosexual.
These individuals can endure almost any personality flaw, bad breath, or questionable life choices… as long as the thermostat is set to “arctic.” Once temperatures drop below 80°F, the relationship usually ends with the same speed as a window unit short-circuiting.

Example 1:
“I thought she actually liked me until I realized she only came over when it was 95 degrees outside. Turns out she’s just an airconosexual.”
Example 2:
“He ghosted me the second the heatwave broke. Classic airconosexual behavior. Should’ve known when he asked about my SEER rating on the first date.”

Airconosexual by Hobo.jankins July 26, 2026