Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.

Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.

by Creepnjeep September 08, 2009

Air Biscuit

When you cup a fart, then proceed to shove in Someone's face

That bastard snuck up right behind me and Fed me a air biscuit

by WocketBear December 19, 2016

Air Biscuit

When you fart into an article of clothing and then throw said article into another person's face.

Carmen just got hit in the face with Adam's air biscuit.

by Craftyman71 February 07, 2009

Air Biscuit

An air biscuit is when you fart, catch it in your hand, then release into someone's face.

Lee loves to spraff for air biscuits.

by sangajin May 07, 2007

Air Biscuit

When there is no food in the kitchen and all there is available is an air biscuit..which means nothing.

Mom, what is there to eat??

Looks like you better go eat an air biscuit!!

by Dolochick April 06, 2010

Air Biscuit

A loud, fart portrayed in an obnoxious way.

(Steve and Joe are talking)

*Fart*

Steve-Now that was an air biscuit! Check out the load on that shit! Woo!

Joe-Omg dude! Nasty!

by SDJOSAUGB September 07, 2009

Air Biscuit

When an individual farts in another individuals face. Usually accompanied by another, holding the victim down.Usually done while one is sleeping.

Last night you got Air Biscuited like 5000 times!

by THomas Joy January 07, 2007