Aidan Hart is an absolute beast of man. He can blind you just by taking off his shirt. However, Aidan can't seem to get a girlfriend, so he settles with simping for girls who only see him as a friend.
Bob: Have you seen Aidan Hart around lately?
Kevin: Yes, he stole my limbs yesterday.
Bob: Oh no, that's terrible!
Kevin: *dies of massive bloodloss*
Aidan Hall is the greatest thing to ever exist on the planet of earth, and everywhere else. He is the sweetest most kindhearted individual you will ever meet. To be friends with Aidan Hall is one of the rarest and luckiest things you will ever be able to do.
he is sexy and cute. all women love him. the first time you see him you will fall in love.
some women jump for his cock while other ones just jump for him.
he is full of energy and is amazing at soccer.
any woman who gets him is lucky while the other ones are jealous.