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a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.
that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch
by Kingsaint22 September 02, 2008
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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