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apatheist 

someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife
Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?
apatheist by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013

Gender Apathetic 

A gender under the non binary umbrella. People who identify as gender apathetic don't care too deeply about personal pronouns or what gender they are perceived as to other people. They are not too lazy to care about their gender, this is just how they feel as an individual.
Jordan: What pronouns to you prefer?
Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!
Gender Apathetic by GoodBi August 3, 2020

agathokakological

To be composed of both good and evil.
People and the world are simply an agathokakological mess, because no matter how much good we have, we are all composed of some form of evil.
all girls are the same.
Bro screw her, agats
agats by use code: supremeandre July 16, 2019
A kind, pretty and intelligent girl. You will be lucky to have a friend like her, however look out for her, she may not say whether she needs you but you will know when she does.

Be careful with her though,when things get rough be that person to pick her up and help her no matter what. Don't let an Agata go, she gives amazing advice and is a perfect friend even with all her flaws.
When she distances herself you will know something's wrong, do not let her slip away from you. Motivate her, dont let her down or leave her to sort herself out. She's independent, but she will always need someone to look after her. She is quiet, socially awkward and shy AF, but once you two are together she will be loud and hilarious! An agata takes a while to open up but if she does be supportive, not dramatic or opinionated. Give good advice and be there for her no matter how mad she may make you, never give up on an Agata. Once an Agata is gone its hard to find another one, treasure her and treat her with care.
Person 1: did you see that quiet girl agata?
Person 2: yeah she's a nice girl, really pretty and unique
Person 1: I wish I had her as a friend
Agata by Oldhandle___ July 13, 2017

Agatha Harkness 

The hottest female MCU Villain played by Kathryn Han herself.
“Agatha Harkness is hot.”
“She killed a dog.”
“As she should.😩☝🏻“
Agatha Harkness by Marvelvibes March 6, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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