The forbidden art of masterbation in which the masterbater props his feet upon a wall while laying on his back, preferably on a bed for comfort, and masterbates until ejaculation with hopes of his ejaculate reaching the face.
My roommate thought it was pretty odd when I asked him to take a picture of me performing the Afternoon Delight.
by Vault September 30, 2006
Honey, how about a little afternoon delight before the children get home from school? OR, Honey, how about if I pick you from work wearing nothing under my coat, for some afternoon delight instead of your usual lunch?
by moe_shemp_larry March 16, 2004
Afternoon Delight is quite simply all about daytime love making, the naughty type. It was also the name of a song sung in the 70s by a group called the starland vocal band. Theses words date back to around 130BC in Ancient Egypt, when people along the nile respectively went out in the afternoon to the banks of the nile and made love to their partners. I'm talking about having a bowl of chicken soup with a rubin, then making dirty rubin love. Now days we would see this as a mass orgy, but back then it was quite common. Afternoon Delight coming from the Ancient Egyptian words Aftaron, meaning before night, and delita, meaning sex.
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
by Casanova M-baby August 11, 2004
One of the goofiest songs ever written. It was a one hit wonder from the band Starland Vocal Band.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.
"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna get a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in Flight. BEEEOOY. Afternoon delight. WOOOP"
"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"
"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"
by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005
n. the sex act (fucking)
Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.
by Richard Black April 20, 2005
the act in which a pip'n ass male gets some sweet juicy pussy in the hours of 2:00pm to about 6-6:30pm
by satan beef April 3, 2010
The awful title of one of the most awful songs ever written. It was performed by the Starland Vocal Band, a group of talentless hacks who are living proof that you can, in fact, sell your soul to Satan in exchange for success.
If you were around in the 70's, as I was, the "song" Afternoon Delight will scar your psyche until your dying day.
by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004