by Punched! April 5, 2008
A conspiracy theorist who still clings to the notion that President Obama is not a natural born Citizen of the United States even after he provided a certified copy of his long form Birth Certificate from Hawaii.
Anderson: Have you seen Obama's long form Birth Certificate?
Donald: Pfft! Proves nothing. It's probably a Photoshop. I'm convinced that he was born in Kenya.
Anderson: Congratulations, you've graduated from Birther to Afterbirther.
Donald: Pfft! Proves nothing. It's probably a Photoshop. I'm convinced that he was born in Kenya.
Anderson: Congratulations, you've graduated from Birther to Afterbirther.
by treadlocke April 28, 2011
The brown, mucusy, corn-filled sputum that drips out your ass after your done taking a big, healthy, solid dump.
by Jesssssie April 4, 2007
President Obama released a copy of a long form birth certificate and the brain trust that is the base of the republican party refuses to accept it. Who saw that coming?
Mike from Boston: Gee, the President had to release his birth certificate AGAIN so the press will focus on important issues. Bubba from a red state: I'll bet thats a forgery. How come it says certificate of live birth-it should just say certificate of birth or birth certificate, yada, yada, yada. Bubba is an afterbirther.
by They're at it again, meh April 27, 2011
by Woodnone September 1, 2009
by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021
The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.
Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.
by tpatora October 12, 2009