Action figures

GI Joe, GI Jane, Gigolo Joe, GI Jew (the one that says "you're still a prick" to any anti- Semite that pushes a button on his back, GI Junkie syringe sold separately.

Cop- Dolls? Not spending much time with the ladies huh, was that supposed to come off?

Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?

by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022

action figure tan

when one's arms are way more tan than their torso due to over use of tank-tops and other sleeveless apparel, so their arms are left looking like they were freshly attached.

I was trying to get rid of the tan lines from my t-shirt, but i was left with the ever embarrassing "action figure tan."

by lopemastergm July 4, 2008

action figure

A doll

"This is a mint-condition, NRFB action figure." said the nerd as he held up his Han Solo doll.

by Vulgar Clown August 26, 2003

action figure

A doll by another name, differing from a doll by being designed for tough, aggressive, "masculine" situations. Used by males to disguise their insecurity with being associated with traditionally "feminine" things. Just like a kilt is not caled a "skirt".

"Action figure"? What does that mean anyway? Is it an active thing? What does it mean? Call it what you like it, but any way that you look at it, an "action figure" is a doll by another name; "That which we call a rose/By any other word would smell as sweet."-Juliet, Romeo and Juliet

by Lorelili November 12, 2006

Action Figure

A plastic figure that usually does an action (hence the name). Are usually owned by 10 year old boys who incest that they're NOT or HAVE anything in common with a doll and 40 year old virgin nerds with a capital N who collect them along with dolls and not allow any part of it to leave the case until it becomes of ulimate value.

Timmy Turner: For now on I sticking with Action Figures...... which are completely different from dolls

by Da Master K May 26, 2006

action figure

plastic plaything.

The coolest thing ever invented, besides the superball.

by Joshua Tapp January 16, 2004

mold an action figure

to take a crap.

I will be in the bathroom for a while cause I have to mold an action figure.

by agentbunny November 1, 2010