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ace ventura 

(v.) Describes an irresponsible, or deliberate destruction of a parcel by a delivery driver who does not appreciate his job. Taken from the titular character's portrayal of a delivery driver in the only funny movie of Jim Carrey's career.
"Man, that FedEx driver must have Ace Ventura'd the hell out of my Antec box. The whole thing is trashed."

"That's why I ship with USPS, douche."
ace ventura by RonindeBeatrice March 30, 2010

ace ventura 

jacking off under a pillow, and naming a file ace ventura
ace ventura by ggwrules October 19, 2009

Ace Ventura 

Driving with your head out the window like Ace Ventura. Reasons include farting passengers, frosted windshields, or for fun.
The windows were so foggy I had to Ace Ventura to school today!
Ace Ventura by LRD October 23, 2009

Ace Ventura 

An unfortunate situation for when you go to visit a girl and think you're onto a sure thing. You're then bitterly disappointed to be informed that 'When (mother) nature calls' and its the wrong time of the month.
Guy 1: so how'd it go with that girl last weekend?!

Guy 2: mate. Absolutely Ace Ventura'd...

Guy 1: *moment of silence*
Ace Ventura by boyhardy April 24, 2014

Ace Ventura 

A crazy ass vato who dealz with nature and its animals, known to be shitting the stick everywhere.
Oh my god! Did Ace Ventura eat that piece of shit on the floor?????
Ace Ventura by Jex Bonepartz September 10, 2008

Ace Ventura'd 

When a box is delivered and is severely dented and falling apart, referring to the beginning of the movie Ace Ventura.
Hey man, did you your package come today?

Yeah, but it had been Ace Ventura'd.
Ace Ventura'd by redspider October 12, 2010