absoshitly 

When one is so sure of something, they shit themselves. Or when one enjoys the occasional curse word with the normal English language.

"Absoshitly I do." ~Lindsay W and Rebecca B

absoshitly by Beckh February 25, 2017

absofitly 

Being absofitly is to be totaly fit in all ways. One must become nutritionally fit, physically fit and mentally fit.

Damn I'm feeling Absofitly today.

absofitly by funnygp September 27, 2023

absoslutly 

When your fellow islanders want to gift you a copy of the new Call of Duty and you are all like 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

'Hey, we're gonna all pitch in together and get you the new COD so you can play with us!'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

absoslutly by MattoMatto January 3, 2025