A man of such incredible power nobody can stop him and everybody fears this absolute unit
Dave: hey you seen that guy Declan Adams
Stuart: yeah I heard he’s an absolute unit
Dave: yeah him and that guy Joel Timbrell are trouble
Stuart: I like kids
Dave: Aiden is a pussy
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What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people
Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.
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Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.
Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!
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A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.
Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.
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A term used to describe absolute units
Absolute unit
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a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james
he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court
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