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AWF's Law 

AWF's (p. "off's") Law - Joking about something too much implies that you actually endorse and support the things you are mocking. You only ironically joke about something a lot because you are actually unironically in favor of and approve of the things you are ridiculing.
AWF's Law dictates that because you guys are constantly mocking bestiality, you are actually zoophiles yourselves
AWF's Law by mrfkingfgotngr November 5, 2021
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AWF's Law 

AWF's Law is an Internet law that states irony or parody means you actually (secretly) enjoy or endorse it unironically. It comes from the autistic inability to detect sarcasm or humor. AWF is an autistic fanfiction writer.
Dave Chappelle only jokes about white people because he actually and seriously hates all white people, literally. AWF's Law.
AWF's Law by Master Sword Dialdoh November 5, 2021

AWF's law 

there are no such things as jokes. if you tell a joke about something you actually do or want to do it
telling a rape joke can only mean you want to actually commit rape yourself. AWF's Law.
AWF's law by sexwithdolphins November 5, 2021

Awf's Law 

A satirical internet rule that mirrors the autistic thought process of "joking about something can only mean that you actually like the thing you are making fun of."

Parody content is actually all unironic and the authors really want to do the very things they are spoofing.

Jokes don't exist. Everything is serious. Everything is literal.
I know thanks to Awf's Law that everyone mocking supporters of Donald Trump are actually supporters themselves!

Thanks to Awf's Law, I know that only someone that would actually fuck dogs would make fun of a someone for fucking dogs.
Awf's Law by Mommy Dimitrescu November 5, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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