ass penis

When you get smashed in the penis with a sack of doorknobs and your penis goes inside you body and sticks out your ass, giving you a mangina and a ass penis.
"Oh mi gawd i just got impaledded and now i got an ass penis."
"Suck my ass penis."
by Aarons Mom July 13, 2006
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ass penies

penies that have been put in ones ass, used to give confidence to the person whos ass the pennies have been in.
"Man, i feel alot better since he has some of my ass penies in his pocket. I mean, i don't have any thing in my pocket thats been put into his ass."
by bone thug March 03, 2003
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Sweaty Ass-Penis

A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.
I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.
by Zach Pearl December 06, 2010
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Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII
A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*
by Ligma over September 25, 2020
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ass ramming penis pumper

1) One who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating.

2) a very funny insult.

3) very gay.
"Dude, that guy was an ass ramming penis pumper."
by mike seguin May 13, 2006
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Nigga penis ass

A black male with a penis sticking out of his asshole
by Uk36yeahaight September 01, 2019
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penis ass tavern

to stick ones dick in a males ass for a long period of time often over night
I gave koa a penis ass tavern for two days straight
by Jose' January 09, 2008
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