ass chain 

When a group of men buttfuck each other. The chain gets longer the more men.

Woah that's the longest ass chain i have ever seen

ass chain by CoolGuy23wastaken August 12, 2018

Big Ass Chain 

The ridiculously large chain worn by T-Pain. It's first public appearance was at the 2009 BET awards. The chain is 1 foot by 1 foot and literally says "BIG ASS CHAIN".

"Yo did you see that big ass chain T-Pain had on at the BET Awards" "Yea that was his Big Ass Chain.

Big Ass Chain by Dr. pop-hip-hop January 18, 2010

Big ass Cain

A big ass dude who’s name starts with a c

Aye look it’s big ass Cain

Big ass Cain by Big Burch February 17, 2019

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw 

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw by Stokez December 17, 2007

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass 

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass by Skandranon July 19, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020