(Arschloch-Kind) Asshole-Kid

A: Hey I got a new haircut!
B: I don't care...
A: AK!
by insider91 January 26, 2008
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a weapon used for lynching any race that is not white but primarily black men
get out the AK let the lynchin begin
by AKlynchinKKK July 25, 2010
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a very large and elongated nipple. A nipple so long that it resembles an AK bullet
by DJT March 2, 2005
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A hard punch aimed between the stomach and solarplexis in order to shortly knock the wind out of some-one without makng a mark or severly injuring that person. If done correctly, this will really hurt for about 3 seconds before subsideing into a painful memory
If Heartfelt Andy makes you mad, go over and suprise him with an AK
by Jorlan Oogrust March 4, 2005
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Usually, a shortened version of a name. Eg. Ashton Kutcher
AK's are usually the most awesome people, that you'll get to know. Friendly, Kind and strong-willed, AK's always persevere.

AK's are really HOT.They are great boyfriends and are wonderful at the boom-boom. Contrary to popular belief, an AK was not the father of Buddha. However, an AK was the father of Rajnikanth.

Usually very understanding, the AK is the best bet for lonely, insecure girls. If you get to meet an AK, do NOT let him go. They are known to be "The Life Of The Party".

Mating calls include, "Who's your daddy?"
God: Finally, it's 2012. These pesky humans must DIE.
AK: NO! Bad boy. Go to your room.
God: But , AK....
AK: GO!!
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Avtomat Kalashnikova Obrazets 1947

A russian built rifle chambered for the 7.62x32 cart, Newer models feed a 5.45 round in order to gain a higher velocity. It accept Klinton 10 rounders and stanard 30 round magazines. The origional model is fully automatic.

Other variations are the WASR-10 (Noone knows what this means..), the SAR-1 (Semi-Automatic-Rifle), and the standard AK with removed sedlect fire.
"Omg I liek aks"
"Shut the hell up, your a noob"
by TomSplasky November 19, 2003
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