An abbreviation of the total sentence, A***** Is Dip Shit.
The word beginning with A will be anyone's name to whom your are making fun of.
The word beginning with A will be anyone's name to whom your are making fun of.
by DabioMcFok August 18, 2016
AIDS or Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits, may also refer to a very unfortunate condition that can sometimes follows a night of heavy drinking. Accompanying your hangover AIDS will turn your dodo to liquid and make it very painful to pass.
Mike: Hey you want to go to that club again tonight?
Jake: Naw man, I got a bad case of the AIDS today, I'm not drinkin for a while.
Jake: Naw man, I got a bad case of the AIDS today, I'm not drinkin for a while.
by Buddly December 13, 2012
With any luck, a vaccine for this horrible disease will be ready within the next ten years. Then you fundies and homophobes can think of something better to do with your time.
Associated Press report (January 24, 2005):
A potential HIV/AIDS vaccine developed by Merck & Co. that uses synthetic genes to prepare cells to fight the deadly virus is moving into the second stage of testing.
An approved vaccine would be about a decade away if the trial and a third study are successful, said officials with the international coalition that is collaborating on the work.
"It is the most promising candidate that we've seen so far," said Sarah B. Alexander, associate director of the coalition, known as the HIV Vaccine Trials Network. She cautioned, however, "something better could come along tomorrow."
A potential HIV/AIDS vaccine developed by Merck & Co. that uses synthetic genes to prepare cells to fight the deadly virus is moving into the second stage of testing.
An approved vaccine would be about a decade away if the trial and a third study are successful, said officials with the international coalition that is collaborating on the work.
"It is the most promising candidate that we've seen so far," said Sarah B. Alexander, associate director of the coalition, known as the HIV Vaccine Trials Network. She cautioned, however, "something better could come along tomorrow."
by AIDS sucks...and so do you February 6, 2005
Okay, everyone else just defined what AIDS is, so I won't bother. Instead, I'll take this time to debunk the ignorant rumors about AIDS.
Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.
Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.
Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.
You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.
You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.
You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.
You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.
You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.
You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.
You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.
Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.
There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.
In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.
Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.
Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.
You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.
You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.
You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.
You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.
You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.
You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.
You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.
Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.
There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.
In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 29, 2007
by Bill Mesich April 19, 2012
An absolutely amazing guy, always laughing, does everything to cheer you up, kinda shy but once you get to know him he's amazing, so friendly, loving, kind, loves to joke around and attracts bare girls from his personality alone, cute face and nice arms.
by SomeGirl101010101 July 6, 2011
That nasty shit you get because your broke ass can't afford a condom. Maybe if you pulled them airpods outta your ass you might learn that you're gonna die soon.
Me: Hey man, what do you want for dinner?
Friend: Sorry, I can't hear your broke ass with my airpods in.
Me: At least I could afford to not die from the common cold.
Friend: What the fuck'd you say? You tryna say I've got AIDS?
Me: Yeah, you dopey prick.
Friend: Sorry, I can't hear your broke ass with my airpods in.
Me: At least I could afford to not die from the common cold.
Friend: What the fuck'd you say? You tryna say I've got AIDS?
Me: Yeah, you dopey prick.
by solargaming143 February 22, 2019