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AFIEU is Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia (東方文果真報 ~ Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia) is an official Touhou book released on March 30, 2017. It is presented as Aya Shameimaru's attempt to create a tabloid magazine in the style of those from the Outside World,1 which she eventually cancelled and left unpublished.2 The book features in-universe articles, interviews and advertisements similar to the earlier Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red, but in a significantly more chaotic and haphazard format. In fact, the magazine Bunbunharu Weekly or "文々春新報 (Bunbunharu Shinpou lit. "Aya's Periodical News Report") follows the name and design of 週刊文春 (Shuukan Bunshun lit. "Weekly Magazine of Literature Periodical"), a notorious high-circulation tabloid published weekly in Japan.
This Trump pose was parodied in AFIEU orly well not sure but in some post of clownpiece sure it was just search for it here Pool: Touhou - Clownpiece the Red Blooded American obviously at danbooru
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1. A word of French, not German origin for "goodbye." As opposed to "au revoir" adieu bears permenance.
Adieu, mon ami.
<gunshot>
Adieu by Llewellyn Hunt July 1, 2005
Related Words
afieu Alieu Adieu afieq arieus Adieu les Bleus Afie Afief afiefah Afienko

Adieu les Bleus 

French National Football Team failing to qualify for the quarter final 2010 in South Africa.
Dude#1 "...France lost against Mexico!"
Dude#2 "O, that meens Adieu les Bleus! They played shitty anyway!"
Adieu les Bleus by electromonk June 19, 2010
Ey Dylan you see Alieu over there his dick is a monster
(ADJ) The definition of a person who has and/or engages in an affair with an unatainable love.
The afie student kissed her teacher.

You and your afieness.

The afie girl had dreams about her teacher's soulpatch.
Afie by SQUIRMBOB March 8, 2009
this word is only used by wordle nerds
James: they think wordle can't be conquered I'll show them.
Henry: so what's your first word?
James: ADIEU

Atieumphobia 

Atieumphobia ( Ate E UM Foe B a ) is the phobia of choking on gum while being involved in a car crash.

During the collision of a car crash, the gum you are chewing gets lodged in your throat. No matter how severe you will survive the crash, BUT you die because no one realizes you choked on your gum.
After the autopsy, the coroner declared Johnathon, could have been saved if someone realized he had just choked on his gum during the crash. If only Johnathon had Atieumphobia, he may have never been in the situation.
Atieumphobia by Sydney Buyers August 12, 2009