ABUs 

ABUs or ABU acronym for Anti Boner Underwear(s) , sort of self explanatory but for the non-erectile if you will, suggestive of your very best 'what if I get in an accident' quality of underwear that also has the magical property of being able to suppress a trouser ripping erection in an inappropriate public place such as church, school, or any other venue or situation where you wouldn't want to embarrass either yourself or the object of your deepest and most precious sexual desires.

Of course I want to fuck her, but her parents, priest and various law enforcement agencies will be present, so I'm wearing my ABUs.

ABUs by krapchat July 23, 2019

abus sayit easyram reezvees 

He is the man with the largest nose on earth. He cries to sleep and wants to be beat

" Hello my name is abus sayit easyram reezvees we have detected a virus in your computer and in order to fix it you must please enter in your email password and credit card details thank you"

abus sayit easyram reezvees by Faze Wifi October 12, 2021

Abus Fist 

Term used to talk about a situation or a fact that is extremely good, favorable or cool.

Marie : The show was amazing!
Sandrine : Yeah! You're right! It was abus fist!

Abus Fist by Steffie8 May 4, 2009

perfection abuse 

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human 

mental abuse to human

My teacher did MATH=Mental Abuse To Human

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017

hashtag abuser 

A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.

"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag

"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"

hashtag abuser by I'm_relevant August 4, 2014

Cigarette Abuse 

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.

"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray

Cigarette Abuse by JCY60! December 8, 2013