much like the association, aarp refers to an old guy. They typically don't realize that they're mid-life and pursue 20 something's like it's their job.
Eew that guy is straight up aarp, why would I ever talk to him.
by marecare September 22, 2005
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After his speech at the Republican convention, Clint Eastwood was tapped to play Wyatt AARP.
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The gynecological instance then the vaginal walls of an older women fuse due to lack of sexual activity
Ms. Smith, you can get dressed. fortunately, your condition is not serious and will not require surgery. Your early onset AARP hymen can be alleviated through the adoption of sexual relations or the purchase of a vibrator.
by coining buttress October 26, 2010
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an American bi-monthly magazine, published by AARP,
In the second quarter of 2010, AARP: The Magazine sold US$23.9 million in advertising. This represented a 14.5% increase over the same period the year earlier
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an American bi-monthly magazine, published by AARP, which focuses on aging-related issues.
In 2002, AARP combined the resources of its two publications into a single magazine to be published six times a year called AARP: The Magazine
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