A.S.C.A.N.S. 

Acronym for the Anti Scallyway Coalition Against Nasty Scallywags. Est. in 2004 on board US Navy ship Emory S. Land. There was a group of scallywags running rampit amongst the ship. A small group of guy came up with a plan to squash this problem. From then on A.S.C.A.N.S. has kept them at bay.

Justin: Man these scallywags ar getting to be a problem around here.
Cory: I know someone should do something about it.
Justin: I have an idea!
Cory: Yeah, What is it?
Justin: A.S.C.A.N.S.

A.S.C.A.N.S. by Q-$ November 9, 2008

Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S) 

When you (or another) cant help but to hate on another nigga(s)

It is frowned upon to have H.A.N.S behind a menace's back, but is viewed as okay so long as the person suffering from H.A.N.S is willing to admit to the menace how they are feeling

Person 1:bro he got to go to the concert last night Im frfr jealous and pissed that he gets to do that
Person 2:You must have Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S), stop that shit bro or go tell him. Stop being a pussy.

Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S) by MoistyboyX February 19, 2022

N.S.A.B.G 

NOBODY'S.
SAFE.
ANY.
BODY.can.
GET.it

Outsid3 we heard the gangg... Screamin' N.S.A.B.G !!!!

N.S.A.B.G by MIS*THANGG/&GANNG November 13, 2020

N.S.A.F.

No Strings Attached Fuck. See Fuck Buddy or Friends with Benefits

I am looking for a N.S.A.F. with a F.W.B.

N.S.A.F. by Tadster August 10, 2006

N.S.A.B.G 

NOBODYS SAFE ANYBODY CAN GET IT !!

WHILE CASSONDRAS GRANDMOTHER WAS TALKING SHIT, SHE INTERUPTED AND YELLED OUT TO HER GANNG-GANNG " N.S.A.B.G !!"

N.S.A.B.G by MIS*THANGG/&GANNG November 1, 2020

A.N.S.

A disease that strikes one in a billion people. Very rare, very dangerous. Can cause uncontrollable fits of various emotional mood swings, even giddyness and fits of laughter.

Commonly untreatable, but in rare situations leaves the patient with no symptoms but an upset stomach from laughter.

These people have come down with A.N.S.

A.N.S. by MR Reddd December 3, 2009