A Tail

Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.

Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!

by Gojai September 20, 2017

a tail of 2 streams

the next morning after having sex, masturbating, etc.

and you have to pee and when you start peeing you urinate two streams.

dude after i fucked mercedes last night and i had to pee and i had a tail of 2 streams!!!

by schmidtyyyyyy!!! November 23, 2009

Lose a tail

To escape from someone who is following you, to shake of someone following you.

Firstly, you gonna lose a tail for this thing to proceed.

by Damnnnn lad September 16, 2018

making a tail

excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.

As Sammy realized that his whole life was coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a tail.

by diogio rome July 1, 2009

Grow a Tail

to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit

Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail

by stefanali pops September 26, 2005

Growing a tail

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

Grow a tail

to poop, or take a shit.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

by Squirt95 August 22, 2008